! written by u/SphereofWreckening on 2015-05-04

Hello, people of Kerbin. We would first like to thank you for keeping up with our progress, both as an Association and a Species, as we achieve success in reaching the stars.

Recently, the Project Possibility Mk I was sent into outer space with the hope of being the first shuttle to enter the orbit of our satellite, Mun. Although we have not reached our original goal of orbiting around Mun, we are proud to announce that the Project Possibility Mk I has achieved orbit within our solar system. The orbit matches that of Kerbin, and occasionally the Project Possibility's orbit enters that of Kerbin. This is a major success for our space program Turd Ferguson in Association with Crap NASA.

However, it is with a heavy heart that I must announce that the Project Possibility is trapped in its orbit within our solar system. With no fuel remaining, it remains trapped out in the Cosmos, only coming within several million meters of Kerbin, before separating itself into its orbit once again. As of current, the TFACNASA has no recovery plan in action.

The brave Kerbalnauts Bill, Bob, and Valentina Kerman remain trapped within their orbit, and it is unsure whether there will ever be a possibility of recovery. These men and woman sacrificed themselves in the pursuit of scientific knowledge, an admirable feat following their departure. They knew the risks going up, and agreed to them: never knowing if they would come back down.

Although this news is rather disheartening to hear, the TFACNASA hopes to continue their scientific ventures and discovery. In the hopes of not only advancing the Kerbal people, but also in the hope of one day recovering these heroes and giving them the return they so dearly deserve.

If anyone has any questions, the TFACNASA is now taking questions on their current programs and future plans.