! written by u/B0mb-Hands on 2013-11-15

So, my wife gets me a country club membership at the exclusive golf club for my 40th birthday! What a doll she is for doing that, right? I look outside this morning, it's not raining, not a cloud in the sky, just a light breeze! It's fantastic! So I head to the garage and grab my clubs, load my car and away I go.

There's hardly any traffic! It's a great day! I think, "someone gets it, Melvin. Someone up there knows your week was shitty and they're making it better for you today. Today is your day."

No joke, I played a great round! Probably the best I've ever done! -3 under par! I'm feeling great! The mrs is at home with a nice dinner, she left me a nice voicemail and I'm thinking maybe I'll have a good night too nudge nudge wink wink

I had a drink in the clubhouse, just one before heading home. I come outside and...

SOME MOTHERFUCKER IS BREAKING MY WINDOW AND STEALING MY CAR! I just stood there stunned! My Voltic that I waited for 4 years to buy! Scrimping and saving and taking long shifts that I didn't need to take. Hours at the office. Counseling for anger management; and this long haired, skinny jean wearing mother fucker steals my GODDAMN CAR?!?!?

So what do I do? I call the cops and almost immediately they're chasing this guy...WHEN HE DROPS A FUCKING BOMB OUT MY WINDOW! WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET A FUCKING BOMB FROM?!

He blows up 3 cop cars, SHOOTS DOWN A HELICOPTER and then disappears down the road...IN MY CAR!!!

Screw this! I'm packing up the wife and we're moving! I left Liberty City to get away from this shit!